Every picture in this gallery is a moment when the camera caught Ben Affleck realizing he didn’t make this chick sign an NDA.
Ben Affleck has denied he cheated on Jennifer Garner with the couple’s nanny, but according to a new report Christine Ouzounian has shown friends intimate photos featuring the actor!
Keep in mind all this came out a week ago. A fucking week. In seven days, this chick got a blow out, keys to Ben’s Lexus, Ben to pay all her bills and a room at a $1,500 a night hotel, staged a bikini shoot, tipped off the paparazzi, and had a secret plot to get pregnant. Seven days and has an A-list actor shook and Kris Jenner waiting for her AMA. And when confronted by the media, she “refuses to discuss her relationship with Ben” so everybody will keeping talking about her. Ho is diabolical. This bitch is going full on scorched earth until a sperm touches an egg. All this while looking like a chick you’d forget to text back after your first Netflix and chill. Either the shit tastes like organic honey or her blowjobs have screened at festivals that we don’t know about. Ben better handle this soon or pray the cops can shoot a white lady when she starts to reload at the premiere of Batman vs. Superman.
Ben Affleck Nanny Dick Pics
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LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 15: Actor Ben Affleck speaks onstage during The 2015 ESPYS at Microsoft Theater on July 15, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 26: Actor Ben Affleck, founder of the Eastern Congo Initiative, listens to testimony during a Senate Appropriations Committee hearing on Capitol Hill March 26, 2015 in Washington, DC. The committee is hearing testimony on diplomacy, development, and national security in regards to Africa. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 24: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are seen in Brentwood on April 24, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by GONZALO/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 26: Actor, filmmaker and founder of the Eastern Congo Initiative Ben Affleck listens to testimony during a Senate Appropriations State, Foreign Operations, and Related Programs Subcommittee hearing on "Diplomacy, Development, and National Security" on Capitol Hill in Washington March 26, 2015. (Photo by Paul Morigi/WireImage)
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SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 11: Actor Ben Affleck attends the Warner Bros. 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' presentation during Comic-Con International 2015 at the San Diego Convention Center on July 11, 2015 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Albert L. Ortega/Getty Images)
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WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 26: Actor Ben Affleck with daughter Violet Affleck leave a senate hearing room after Ben with Bill Gates spoke during a Senate Appropriations' subcommittee on State, Foreign Operations and Related Programs on "Diplomacy, Development, And National Security" in the Dirsken Senate Office Building on March 26, 2015 in Washington DC. (Photo by Kris Connor/Getty Images)
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WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 26: Actor Ben Affleck speaks during a Senate Appropriations' subcommittee on State, Foreign Operations and Related Programs on "Diplomacy, Development, And National Security" in the Dirsken Senate Office Building on March 26, 2015 in Washington DC. (Photo by Kris Connor/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 07: Ben Affleck is seen in Los Angeles on April 07, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Light Brigade/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 11: Actors Henry Cavill (L) and Ben Affleck from "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" attend the Warner Bros. presentation during Comic-Con International 2015 at the San Diego Convention Center on July 11, 2015 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
