An amendment to the UK’s 2003 Communications Act has led to a number of sex acts and even female ejaculation being banned from porn movies being produced in the region, leading to a huge uproar as the British population asks itself: “Really? In 2014 we’re banning female ejaculation from porn?”
Of course, male ejaculation is still completely fair game, with it still being legal for it to shown and for it be “consumed”. This is because the Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 will now require video-on-demand (VOD) porn to operate by the same standards as is required for porn distributed via DVD, which has guidelines issued by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).
It’s unclear why certain sex acts have now been banned, but it seems likely that they’ve been orchestrated by a man who has never been able to get a woman to reach the point of climax, and therefore is trying to convince the rest of us that it is impossible.
Here’s the full list of banned acts that UK porn producers will no longer to depict onscreen:
- Spanking
- Caning
- Aggressive whipping
- Penetration by any object “associated with violence”
- Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
- Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)
- Female ejaculation
- Strangulation
- Facesitting
- Fisting
According to the BBFC, they deem the final three acts on the list as “life-endangering”. Yes, they believe that facesitting could be a potential killer in the British porn industry.
So there we have it. British porn just digressed by about 50 years and female performers now must prevent themselves from enjoying their scenes too much.
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